
This is how I feel about holidays.
DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW
AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH
HA-HA-HA
YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING
I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT
GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO
I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE
OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)
JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL
BITCH WHAT DID I SAY
RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE
FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH
(Oh God, that was way too much fun to write…)
All the awards.
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Do you remember this picture?
Reblog>Click the picture> And see what happened!
ounwwLovely :’)
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Alright, so. I got this for graduation. It’s only been used a few times. And, The thing is, For my birthday, my mum pre-ordered the same exact camera. So, I’ll end up having two of one. I can’t return the graduation gift. And, I don’t feel like selling it. I’m feeling really generous, and I see these giveaways all the time on Tumblr. So, I’ll do one!
So, If you reblog this post, and if you’re following me (http://nostalgic-souls.tumblr.com) you’ll be put in the drawing to win this brand New Nikon D7000.
This isn’t some bullshit post either. I’ll use a random picker, and I’ll announce the winner a day after my birthday on August 31th. Likes do not count. Good luck!
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oh my god sam this is the best video i have ever seen you make. i love you. peniscrabs
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SAMUEL. I had to stop watching it ‘cause I couldn’t contain my laughter and I’m at work so I’ll finish it when I get home.
Oh my fucking god sam!!!! I die. Literally.
suck my dick tumblr
Holy shit. I just made brownies forever alone brownies.
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AAAAAALGLSJFOSNIZKAHAKDKAHSHAKDHDB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Reblog and Click the photo to see her now
WHOA.
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Ohmyword. Accurate. Let’s add some more:
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My bottom hurts just thinking about it… e_e
katara’s healing/sparring/fighting/etc zuko
and then she stops to admire his chest and is all ~~~bluuussshhhh~~~
PUKE
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